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princess-fellatio:

madnerdythings:

prettythoughtsforprettygirls:

Dumber is Better
There’s no delicate way to say it, so let’s just be honest - dumb is sexy, smart is boring.  You shouldn’t be smart, you should be dumb.  
You should know what you are - you’re a beautiful, fun, happy girl that is perfect for her man and makes him happy.  You listen, you focus on your looks, you always say yes.  This is what you’re good at.  Maybe this is all you’re good at.  Either way, you’re better and happier doing this than you are anything else.
In that entire description above, where did having intelligence come into it? It doesn’t, of course.  The smarter you are, the less satisfied you’ll be focusing on your small but very important set of priorities.  You’ll listen less and argue more.  You’ll trouble your man with all manner of your plans that he didn’t ask for but needs to take care of for you.  You become a chore, not a pleasure.  
A dumb girl fits into your life and is happy.  A smart girl makes your life fit hers. Which do you think we want?

Im going to throw up

Is she serious?

princess-fellatio:

madnerdythings:

prettythoughtsforprettygirls:

Dumber is Better

There’s no delicate way to say it, so let’s just be honest - dumb is sexy, smart is boring.  You shouldn’t be smart, you should be dumb.  

You should know what you are - you’re a beautiful, fun, happy girl that is perfect for her man and makes him happy.  You listen, you focus on your looks, you always say yes.  This is what you’re good at.  Maybe this is all you’re good at.  Either way, you’re better and happier doing this than you are anything else.

In that entire description above, where did having intelligence come into it? It doesn’t, of course.  The smarter you are, the less satisfied you’ll be focusing on your small but very important set of priorities.  You’ll listen less and argue more.  You’ll trouble your man with all manner of your plans that he didn’t ask for but needs to take care of for you.  You become a chore, not a pleasure.  

A dumb girl fits into your life and is happy.  A smart girl makes your life fit hers. Which do you think we want?

Im going to throw up

Is she serious?

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blastortoise:

it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad

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i-am-superjohnlocked:

allthingshyper:

the-cunning-fire:

This is just so pleasing to watch. 

THE WITCHCRAFT i COULD DO WITH THIS CANDLE

two types of people

i-am-superjohnlocked:

allthingshyper:

the-cunning-fire:

This is just so pleasing to watch. 

THE WITCHCRAFT i COULD DO WITH THIS CANDLE

two types of people

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telapathetic:

amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

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these are so cute check them out 

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i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

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